Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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