like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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