the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I think your dad took our porno
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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