He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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