Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
