i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
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He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
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I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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