Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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