Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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