I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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