Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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