I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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