I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
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sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
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I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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