yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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