do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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