Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
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