Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
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drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
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The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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