Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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