i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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