he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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