STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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