She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
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Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
You are a genius and a whore.
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