new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
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curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
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cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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