I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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