haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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