Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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