I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I need a beard to bite.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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