He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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