Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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