Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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