god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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