Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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