i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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