is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
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My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
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I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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