I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
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whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.