Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
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Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
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Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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