I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
i think i just lost a toe
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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