I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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