the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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