Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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