I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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