trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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