Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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