Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
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So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
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Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I think people are normalizing furries
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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