Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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