Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
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Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Man, jail baloney is awful.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
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Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
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