if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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