i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
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By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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