On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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