I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
BRING THE BAGELS
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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