Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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