I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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