ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
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Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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