Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Your cock deserves a montage
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Dicks are not precious.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
