If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
