Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
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You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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