the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
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I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
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College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.